Malaphor Madness

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Malaphor Madness

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The early bird goes unpunished

The early bird goes unpunishedThe early bird goes unpunishedThe early bird goes unpunished

The early bird goes unpunished

The early bird goes unpunishedThe early bird goes unpunishedThe early bird goes unpunished

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